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Albert Oppenheimer (born March 27, 1987) is an American composer, saxophonist, clarinettist, flautist, pianist, and philosopher. He has done things, and stuff. On occasion, he will do stuff, and things.

Alberto studied at New England Conservatory of Music. He likes sushi.

Biography
So, Albert was born, and stuff. Things happened. Yay!

Albert claims to be Reformed Jewish, but there is sufficient evidence that he is, in fact, a raëlist, possibly even a part-time scientologist. He hopes that his music will heal the alien souls within humans, and will protect the planet from the Evil Lord Xenu.

Music
Albert once said:

"Dude, music is cool and stuff. I like it!"

Albert is notorious for hugging. But, you know you love it.

Albert has been a NEC Preparatory School teacherman, and has served as the Arts Department Head and Arts Education Director for the Henry S. Jacobs Camp in Utica, Mississippi. He even did a stint in the dorms as a go-to type fella, but hated all the whiny, stinky kids.

In 2008, Albert (being cool and stuff), won an award for stuff.

Albert joined a cult named The Sounding Board, their purpose still unknown.

Due to the Abreu fellows accepting Albert, he was happy to peace out and make magics and stuff.

Presently, he goes around pimping, teaching kids the awesomesauce of musicthings and stuff, and takes really neat photos. Not in that order.