User:Varms

It all started years ago when a friend was getting out of my car after a heavy night of drinking. He made a poor attempt to close my car door and I, in a haze completely induced by being DD all night, called him the first thing that came to mind, "Vagina Arms." Some how the name stuck.

After about a week of calling the weak armed friend, by a name he had by all rights drunk himself into, Vagina Arms several of us decide to shorten it. After a dozen or so people were shot for not being able to make the two words sound anything nearly as funny as the full someone suggested "Varms." So Varms was born.

Check out Varms.Net for more the terrible things we have done since.