User:Veg20xx

"Vegeta 20XX is the most kickass person on Earth!" - Vegeta 20XX

"Putting quotes on a user page is MY idea!" - Messatsu

"Tiger Uppercut!!" - Sagat

"I have been waiting for you!" - Geese Howard

"And I have too - what the fuck took you so long, we've been standing here for over three fucking hours!" - Vegeta 20XX

Yes, I am all these things, plus a free bag of chips1!

1Limit one per member.

About Vegeta 20XX
Well, enough about me, let's talk about me. Whether or not I really am the most kickass person on Earth is a matter of perspective: if you think that I am not, then your perspective obviously needs to be adjusted. Now, we can argue about your perspective later.

I am, among other things:
 * Male
 * Sixteen Seventeen years old
 * Kickass (you heard it here first)
 * A contributing member of the Mugen community
 * A spriter (spriter meaning someone who makes video game sprites, quite obviously)
 * A rather knowledgeable source (which is why my Wikipedia edits don't get deleted)
 * A Neon Genesis Evangelion fan, and, more specifically, a Rei Ayanami fanboy
 * Against fandom shipping (shipping meaning fanpairing, i.e, being obsessed with putting two or more fictional characters in a romantic relationship)
 * The author of the only NGE fanfic that, for some stupid reason, revolves around Bender from Futurama - SERIOUSLY
 * A connoisseur of arcade fighting games (because sometimes SF2 isn't enough)
 * Hoping that Project Needlemouse is actually good

Of course, guessing from my chosen username, you would think that I am also a Dragon Ball Z fan (if you didn't, then you must have been hiding in Fred Flintstone's house for the past thirty years), but I'm not really much of one anymore. I used to be, but then I was preoccupied with other things (a girlfriend, real life, etc.) for long enough for my fandom to fray. Today I only really use the username "Vegeta 20XX" so that people will know who I am regardless of whether I post in a NGE forum or on a porno site - they'll know it's me (I first chose the username two years ago, on October 5, 2007, for the forums at Evabeast.com - the site's been down for nearly a year and a half).

I'm still trying to get through the hell that is the John C. Holmgreen Center, a combination middle school and high school for people with learning/behavior disabilities or are just plain ass stupid. I fall into the first category, and to this day, as well as tomorrow and maybe the day after that, the sheer lack of intelligence at that school tortures me. Still, I manage to persist in the hopes that something interesting will happen on the internet that somehow involves me, but DOESN'T involve nude pictures of me or hacked accounts.

And this is the end of the page, presumably.

Actually, this is. The above sentence is complete bollocks.