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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Top Ten Ways I, P. Diddy, Am Getting People To Vote

10."To make voting hip, we're putting velvet ropes and bouncers outside the voting booths" 9."I asked the CIA to fabricate some convincing data I can use" 8."Register today and receive a complimentary decanter of courvosier" 7."I will personally pimp out each candidates campaign bus" 6."In general, just trying to make the whole voting process more Diddy-ish" 5."To show people how easy it is, this November I'll be voting several times" 4."Anyone who doesn't register to vote will receive nude photos of Ralph Nader" 3."Remember 'Hands Across America'? Yeah, well, we ain't doin' that" 2."I'm designing a line of super-stylish voting pants" 1."On the ballots the candidates will be listed as P. Kerry and George Diddy Bush"