User:Vendrette

Long time user, first time contributor. At least, until the janitors "cleaned up" my contribution, despite it not breaking Terms of Use and having been placed in the correct location on the subject's page. So, as it stands, long time user, zeroth time contributor. At least until I begin to contribute.

Cocky, witty, and holier-than-thou describe me well. As it should be guessed from the aforementioned three adjectives, I'm not quite the social type. Wikipedia and I have a long history of spending four or more hours a day together. Heh.