User:Ventura1987

Andres Ventura, born Thursday 29th January 1987 In San Salvador, El Salvador. Second child, born from Salvadorian parents of Irish, italian, & spanish roots. He is the proud co-inventor of nonsense words known only by him and Marco F. Lentini (Un indio grencho con los kaites bien puestos!!!), these are used mostly for pranks and to make people wonder what the hell they're talking about. He's an avid gun, coin and knife collector. Favorite sports include paintball, airsoft, tennis, basketball and cycling... Who reads this crap anyways?! Well... anyways, he's a highly inventive person, always inventing nonsense, well at least it's funny, who knows Bruno? A few. Who thinks he's hilarious and his 12+ variants? Only two, and you can forgett about it if you want to know. How about 'Chinn'? Or Maxxi (actually invented by Marco)? Only if you went to the A.B.C British Academy with him from 1st-8th grade you'd know, the rest are screwed. Well that sums it up to a "what the hell was that?!" question.