User:Vermont/gameshow/1/submissions

Six months ago, a squirrel entered my home when I was out. After I had returned, the house was empty of furniture, all of the food and valuables were taken, my apes too, were gone. I later learned that the squirrel was employed by a group of people whose sole interest was to collect fungible tokens. They realized that non-fungible tokens were...useless. So they employed a group of squirrel contractors, later revealed to me as previously having been employed by the dolphin who lives inside the Wikipedia globe, to steal all of my fungible tokens. My computer was one such fungible token. My password, however, was non-fungible - so they did not want it. But they managed to hack into my brain anyways, get my password, and use it to edit Wikipedia. A few seconds later, I received an email that I had been blocked. It was not me. I am sorry. I should never have left that trail of acorns leading into my house, the squirrels would never have found me. It will not happen again. Please unblock my account :'(