User:Vghfr/Essays/Leak confidential documents!

Are you a former United States government employee? Are you a current employee? Did you ever/do you have access to classified information? On Wikipedia, we are always looking for reliable sources, and what's more reliable than the government! We highly recommend uploading the following:
 * Classified US military documents (we love those!)
 * Classified CIA documents
 * Classified NSA documents
 * etc..

No, but actually
Just... don't. It won't end well. If you're not 1000% sure that it's declassified, you're probably better off not using it.