User:Vghfr/Essays/Schrodinger's cabal

also, if you're looking for the paradox, how did you even get here?

Schrödinger's Cabal is a quantum paradox, in which, The Cabal (which totally does not exist), is in a state of superposition: the Cabal simultaneously does and does not exist. This idea was devised by world renowned Wikioliogist, Eggwin Schrödinger in 2004, after noting the perception by users that the Cabal exists, even though this is a impossibility, violating known laws of physics. Schrödinger's Cabal was created to reconcile existence of The Cabal with quantum physics.

Origin
In 2004, Eggwin observed a shared belief among many Wikipedians that the Cabal did, in fact exist. His common sense dictated that the existence of the Cabal was a possibility, however, the laws of physics expressly contradicts this notion (through Hammond's Second Law). He discovered that the existence of the Cabal is possible through quantum entanglement, however, it cannot be observed in a single position, creating a paradoxical state of existence and non-existence of the Cabal.

Synopsis
The Cabal is in a constant state of superposition. Therefore, it cannot be observed and thus does not exist since no concrete evidence can be recorded, and therefore there can be no reliable secondary sources (due to WP:OR)

Application
The impact of this paradox is widespread. It has opened doors to the meaning of life, and has silenced those who suspect that the Cabal exists put to rest the question of whether or not the Cabal exists, as it is impossible to observe. It has been used in debates with great success. Some have even gone so far to commit their lives to this great idea, proclaiming the truth that the Cabal does, and cannot exist.