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'''HISTORY OF CHICKEN NUGGET: It started when a guy wanted a little bit of chicken, fried with a crust. This was the ancestor of the chicken nugget we know today.'''

'''HISTORY OF GUNPOWDER: It started when a guy wanted to go KaPlow! With his rockets, it was used in a long time in China for War stuffs. Like inprinting fear into the hearts of many idiots who went against the wall. Of course this wall is much more effective in china as opposed to the states. Anyways, gunpowder was a cool chinese invention that has done much good.'''

'''HISTORY OF JELLYBEAN: So ya know, this guy right, he wanted a sweet slightly chewy thing for his mouth to eat and his stomach to digest. However he did not want to break his peristalsis so he made em small. From that we get the jelly bean, did ya know that harry potter has some? I woudl recomend the vomit flavor. But anyways, jelly beans are sneaky lil' fellows. Thats cause they give no odor and only taste when you bite in. I would watch out for these confectoaries.'''