User:VictimKing

Grant Puckett AKA "The hero's hero"

Grant Puckett was born in Brandon, Fl. in 1990. On his twentieth birthday, he single handedly defeated an underground Nazi movement, led by none other than a wealthy Texan farmer named Dave Chapell.. The very next year he destroyed a racist and little known race who were purple skinned and ate babies. For this, God, Allah, Satan, and whoever the Jew's god is all met together and decided to make Grant immortal. This was also largely due to the large debts they had all accumulated while losing to Grant in their weekly poker games. Several years later, Grant ended world hunger. His next task was to free the slaves, Cleverly disguised as a man named Robert Lee, he gave the famous speech entitled "The Ten Commandments", which greatly influenced the African Americans decision to let loose their White slaves. This didn't go well with the KKK, an alien race who worshipped a ridiculous god named "George Bush". Oh no, it didn't go well. So Grant dealt punishment to this evil group by attacking with a revolutionary strategy named "The Blitzkrieg", where he kneed the alien race's leader in the groin and butt-raped every member of the odd race, one by one. Grant tends to keep a low profile, as he is now simultaneously the Chief of the F.B.I and C.I.A.; as well as President of the United States, Venezuela, and all of Europe. He attends Lakeland High school as part of his cover-up, and is known for quoting, "The only thing to fear is fear itself".