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This is not a real thing it is simply for comedic purpouses only. NOTHING IN THIS IS REAL Harold Stone: Harold Stone is a stone from the Neolithic times in scotland, Harold was then moved to Wiltshire, England, where he was then used at Stonehenge. in 1934. During his time he served as a keepsake item during world war 2 for Sir Winston churchill in his office. In the late 60s Harold was picked up by Sir Paul Mccartney. Harold was thrown into a crowd where he was picked up by a fan. The fan then went on to become an icon of music culture in the 70s, her name was Joni mitchell. Joni often kept harold with her when she travelled. She then lost Harold, Harold spent a few years homeless, before he was taken in by none other than,. J R R Tolkien, he kept harold on his desk, where he wrote the hobbit and Lord of the Rings, Harold was inspiration for the character of bilbo. Harold was kept on John's desk until Tolkien’s death in 1973. The cleaner came one day and threw him in the trash by accident, not knowing how significant harold was to dead historical figures, the cleaner chucked him in the bin. At the Dump a Junk collector saw him and thought to himself, wow this stone has real potential to become a world famous stone. So he went to London in 1974 with Harold and went to see his long lost brother who is Encased in glass at 111 Cannon Street, now known as ‘The Great London Stone”. Harold was then taken to the Victoria and Albert museum in London to be valued, Harold was valued at $900,000. The Junk Collector was amazed at this and took harold to Sotheby's Auction house to be sold, it was sold to an anonymous bidder who brought it for $5.7 million Pounds, The bidder died at his New York home in the winter of 2016, Famous british pop star David Bowie, Harold was then taken to the new york highland forests where david bowie's ashes were scattered, harold was thrown into the forest down below where he landed at the feet of Charlie.