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Herpafloksienslokien (Her-pa-flock-tion-slock-tion) is a serious disease as a result of mutated saliva entering into the blood stream by an open wound. The disease was discovered by Herpafloksienslokien expert, Chew Blewit, and his assistant, O.C Bob on April 12, 2012. "For years no one has know what this silent killer was. It took hundreds of thousands of dollars, countless nights with no sleep, and hard work and determination. But it is all worth it to save lives." Said Chew Blewit, in an interview. You will notice you have Herpafloksienslokien when your blood becomes a purple-reddish color. If this happens, contact a Herpafloksienslokien expert or a doctor immediately, and the only way to treat the disease before it spreads throughout the body is amputation. The longer you wait, the more it spreads. Regular saliva entering the blood stream causes no harm, but mutated saliva will affect it. You can mutate your saliva is by eating an excessive amount of cheese. In order to avoid getting Herpafloksienslokien, do not lick, spit, or suck on your wound until 48 hours after your last intake of cheese. 3,408 American patients were diagnosed with Herpafloksienslokien in 2012. As of 2013, there has been 10.1% cheese production in America, entitling more people to be exposed to Herpafloksienslokien. A fundraiser page for people who have experienced Herpafloksienslokien is in the process of being made, but will be updated when it is official.