User:Vimto89/sandbox

 Vimto 

A thirty something year old guy from Greater Manchester, considered to be a living legend by man and beast alike.

Born in 1989 during the collapse of the cold war vimto was found and raised by a pack of wild rabbits, until the age of 22 when he grew too big for the burrow and was forced to put clothes on and live with other humans.

His whereabouts is currently a mystery as he lives off the grid, reports say he's been seen canoing in the potholes the local councils fail to fix. He's been sighted climbing buildings and flashing his genitals.

He is the winner, and reigning champion of the public embarrassment games 2016, 2017, 2019 and 2020, coming 2nd in 2018.

He sexually identifies as salad dressing.