User:Vincehof

Vincent Hofmann is the owner of Habitus CC. trading as Moral Fibre Clothing Currently he is engaged to marry Talita Cecilia Myburgh, whilst he believes he is a suitable suitor for her, he always feels a pang of guilt that he may never grow tall enough to reach the pedestal he has placed her on.

Currently Vincent works for Submarine Depth Research, where he nods his head at his computer whilst listening to David Bowie's 'Sufragette City' and furiously taps away at his keys mesmerizing the central processing unit of his Mac which perpetually frustrates him to the core of his very being.

Vincent writes blogs for fun; he covers topics like social cohesion, selfish gene theory and others like his anger, his worsening anger, the lull between his bouts of anger and then the return of his anger which upon its re-entry into his consciousness is ever angrier.

Vincent attends gym casually and judges those with poor form; even though he is the first to admit his form is only middle class and isn't very upwardly mobile.

Vincent Hofmann likes to go for walks, but only if the promise of food is dangled before his eyes and only if that food is worth walking for.

Vincent could perhaps be the smartest person he knows, he has yet to quantify this statistic but his word is as good as gold, as profound as science and should be considered axiomatic always.