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Chrystopher Moss
Chrystopher Moss is an Asian-American gentleman, scholar and a modern-day Renaissance man. Often referred to as the most influential man to ever come out of wedlock in South Korea. He was born on the 13th of December in 1984. Chrystopher was born Chen Min Lee in Seoul, South Korea and was orphaned at birth. After being orphaned, he worked under excruciating agony in harsh conditions, until the age of five months, in a Nike sweatshop where he was commanded to "Just Do It!" Chrystopher was then adopted by Honkeys and was sent in a box of rice, peanuts and fortune cookies to Huntsville, Alabama and thus received his American name. By the age of 5, he had cheated death twice by surviving an attack of 28 stings of ferocious yellow jackets while playing hide-and-go-seek and while surviving 3 tornadoes in which one of those fratastically getting his head caught on fire while saving his family, dog, and two turtles, Michelangelo and Deeonte.

Chrys was best known as a childhood actor and heart-throb, whom starred as "Data" in THE GOONIES and "Short-Round" in the INDIANA JONES Trilogy. Audiences became wildly fanatical when they saw him and that is why the riots in Los Angeles occurred and why Rodney King was beaten. It has been said that Rodney King said "I have a fifty dorra bill and wearing sliiick shoes!" before his attack. Every single movie Chrys was in turned into a blockbuster, proving the critics wrong about him. Sadly, Chrys stepped away from his acting decided it was not for him.

Chrystopher then moved to Alpharetta, Georgia in 1990 and quickly became a world-wide sensation. He has graced the city of Atlanta and surrounding areas for 20 long years now. He graduated top of his class and has become a humanitarian and a model citizen for all. His recent accomplishments were receiving America's Top Chef, South Korea's Top Chef, being named as GQ Magazine's Best Dressed Korean, Frattiest Asian and Best Korean to Ever Live Award (note: including South and North Korea) making him the first individual to earn the GQ Triple Crown Award.