User:Vitamin joe

Born in Liverpool in 1971, Vitamin Joe is a highly evolved monkey, now able to communicate with human-like sounds, and type short sentences. A fanatical born-again vegan, he likes nothing better than to burst into McDonalds, a taped recording from an abbatoir blaring from his ghetto blaster, and ask for a 'double grilled McDeath burger', before being forcibly ejected from the premises. His greatest unrealised dream is to touch Avril Lavigne's bottom.