User:Vodtovika

Vodtovika - The god of Vodka.

The god of Vodka that has given us the blessing of Vodka. He has created the race of man to test us and select the strongest to accept into his realm of Vodra. For soon Vodtovika has told us of the coming zombie apocolipse. Only those who follow the word Vodtovika will survive to fight the zombie horde. He gave us Vodka to burn our hated enemies and to empower his followers. With vodka they shall feel no pain, know no fear, and cleanse this world of the unliving. We of the Vodtovikans follow the great god Vodtovika and drink his flowing blood, Vodka. He originally gave this great gift to the Russians but they ignored his word. Drinking his blood in deaf recognition. They became drunk and pleased themselves. Thus Vodtovika spread to the other peoples of the world. For the unbelievers Vodtovika does not promise hell. Only the undeath that shall embrace this world as the zombie apocolipse consumes this world becoming the fodder of the undead hordes that will soon ravage this world. But none of which shall matter for the believing shall purge the undead and baptize the world in the essence of our lord. Reducing the undead and all else to ash, all shall burn. So prepare yourselves heathens for the coming undead. Take up our gods essence and gather your bottles of his sweet nectar for the zombies shall come....