User:Vonguard

VonGuard does not normally lie. When he does so, it is in such a way that you would immediately know he was fibbing. Here is a VonGuard truth: he is, in fact, an editor. He is also, strangely enough, cryptic, mean, and generally a sticky wicket when encountered online.

Here is a VonGuard lie: he is now made almost entirely of wood. The rest of him is made up of scrunched up bits of VHS tape that have been savagely ripped from old Monty Python episodes.

Here is another VonGuard truth: He always leaves a trail.