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Q: Why did the elephant paint its fingernails red? A: So it could hide in a cherry tree. Q: What is the size of an elephant but doesn't weigh a thing? A: Its shadow. Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you? A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath. Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator? A: Just look for footprints in the cheesecake. (P.S. If you can't find the cheesecake, just ask the elephant for assistance!) Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? A: Time to build a new fence. Q: What's red and white on the outside and gray on the inside? A: A can of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup. Q: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with an elephant? A: Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Q: What is Herbie the Elephant's middle name? A: The. Q: Why does an elephant have round flat feet? A: So that it can walk across lily pads. Q: Why don't elephants ever wear army boots? A: Because their ballet slippers are far more comfortable. Q: What happens if an elephant burps while driving you to school? A: Nothing really. Just be glad, for it could have been a lot worse!