User:Vrossberg/sandbox

Vrossberg is an abbreviation of the most interesting man alive.(Vance Rossberg) A man far more intelligent and better looking than Andy Frei. Vance grew up in a majestic castle where women would flock to him wearing nothing. But g strings. One day a peasant by the name Andy Frei found his way past the guards and into the castle. He smelled as if he did not take a shower in years. Andy scared all the women away therefore causing a civil war within the castle. Andy Frei lost the battle of stinky castle and died. The women never came back to the castle again. Vance lived the rest of his life alone. But Andy Frei's will forever be know as stinky pussy. (You know that smell that comes from nasty women's female genital area? Ya that's what he smelled like)