User:VsevolodKrolikov/Bottom Reading

Bottom Reading is a form of divination akin to palm reading, except the practitioner examines a person's bottom instead of their hand. This examination can either be done by sight or by touch.

Current Practitioners
Blind psychic Ulf Buck from Melburg in Germany has received coverage in Time Magazine and elsewhere for his claims that a person's backside has lines that allow him to predict anything from financial fortune and family life to health and happiness.