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The Wang Chung is a ancient Algonquian spirit that thrives today in American folklore. The spirit is said to inhabit primarily males, entering in through the eyes and coming out through the libido region.

History
In the early days of the new world, long before Vikings ravaged the country or Pilgrims landed upon Plymouth Rock, there lived a legend among the Native Americans. When the village women brushed off the advances of the hormone-crazy men, the men would conjure up a spirit named ''Wanghinga Mangchungah that would inhabit their libido and hypnotize the woman, or women, of their desire.

However, as the spirit was being conjured up more-and-more, the villages claimed that something wrong took place. Two brothers, in love with the same woman, both tried to claim the spirit. As the spirit was conjured out of the fire the brothers took to fight, leaving the spirit in limbo; it had no body to embody. As the two brothers killed each other out of jealousy, the Wanghinga Mangchungah moved on, now stricken with this painful anger and resentment, and searched for the next person to inhabit.

The Wang Chung phenomenon became standard talk after the filmmaking team of David Thorstad and Jim Nunez made the Wang Trilogy: "Wang Chung Tonight", "Wang Chung: Episode II", and "W3: Wang Chung Part 3". The films first took prominence when Jim accidentally dropped off a rough cut at a nearby Blockbuster which was scooped up and duplicated by the insane fans.

The Wang Chung invades Cheaps City
Cheaps City, a relatively sane town in southwestern Florida. It's a quiet town, surrounded by a great wall and patrolled by the C.C.P.D; the police department. In 2008, the city would forever change its name to Cape Coral

During this time in 2000, a young man named Barney Babyimcomin was on his way to see his girlfriend, Ash. Along the way he was killed as he came in contact with a new, improved human form of the Wang Chung. A witness claimed to have seen a young man wearing a lime green Carolina trucker hat and black trench coat.

Now, as the legend goes, C.C.P.D officer Kenny Ninya felt the presence long before the department was even contacted. Kenny went after the spirit, chasing it through numerous backyards, and finally cornered it. Kenny claimed that the Wang Chung showed itself as himself claiming to be his long-missing brother. The spirit then vanished as it was being pelted by a New York Yankee fan known only as Pipe Guy. Pipe Guy is the only known case of the ultra-secretive polar bear disease known effectively as Polar Bear Disease.

After the ordeal, Kenny took an indefinite leave of absence from the CCPD and traveled down to Jamaica, living off motor oil and weed. Kenny let his hair grow long and beefed up his physique, trying to forget that night with the Wang Chung. When Kenny finally returned home to Cheaps City, he was approached by Cheaps City Enquirer reporter Wayne Chang who claimed to support him and wanted to know what really happened and what he kept secret. As Kenny explained his tale, Wayne somehow had this overbearing need for a "Virginia Slims or somethin'". Wayne eventually went out to smoke a permanent marker and was never seen again. Kenny investigated and merely found his windbreaker.

That same night, Kenny's twin brother Renny; an insane mofugga located in the Cheaps City Crazy Mofugga's Lair, mysteriously vanishes after begging for tapioca pudding. Kenny is notified and quickly investigates, being told by the Crazy Mofuggan Doctor that all that remained was "it was his Wang"; a clear indication that the Wang Chung has found form; leaving the victims phallus behind.

Kenny perfects his mutant ability known as the "Force" and in practicing this channels the evil spirit. Kenny follows the call out to the old, rickety Cheaps City bridge, where Kenny supposedly challenged the Wang Chung to push him off. Kenny is pushed and nearly falls to his death, if not for the untimely savior known only as City.

City reveals himself as a man from the future who survived an attack from the Wang Chung that inhabited his mother. He tells Kenny that he came from the near future to help Kenny stop the Wang Chung from taking over the world in the year Thirtydoublahubala Elia Kazan. With an uneasy alliance, City and Kenny form a street justice Charles Bronson-style force that donates every minute to finding and destroying the Wang Chung.

Their search finds themselves back on Cheaps City Bridge and face-to-face with the Wang Chung. However, when City tries to kill him, he finds himself stabbed in the back by Kenny, who claims that he can't kill his brother. City's last words are noted as, "A hot child in a city", referring to the fact that he found himself pregnant; which is the custom in the future. Kenny and the Wang Chung strike an uneasy deal that his life will be spared if he leaves town.

Strangely that same night, a dockworker named Bert and his roughneck yellow bunny named Bunny claimed to have "seen a Mohammed-style light" that propelled him to take over the mayorship of Cheaps City. With their newfound power, Bert and Bunny outlaw everything from chicken to Rolaids. Cheaps City is a dark, cold place.

Kenny had since disappeared, presumably back to Jamaica to a life of motor oil and weed. However, Kenny was actually secretly inaugurated as Chief of CCPD and leader of illegal possession. One night, Kenny found his beloved Mets fan roommate, B.D strangled to death. This leaves Kenny to question Bert and his stronghold on Cheaps City.

When returning home from a frazzled meeting over billiards with the mayor, Kenny is excited to find his insane mofuggan bro Renny alive and well. Renny unloads the fact that the Wang Chung is alive and well and is more powerful than ever. Kenny disavows this, claiming that the Wang Chung is of its word. He leaves his brother to take a piss and finds yellow bunny fur in the bathroom where B.D was murdered. He comes out to find his brother killed. Kenny sees a glimpse of Bunny pass by a window. Kenny vows revenge.

Kenny goes to City Hall to accept the Key Video of the City from Mayor Bert and is terrified to find that Mayor Bert is inhabited by the Wang Chung. The Wang Chung's plan was to possess the Cheaps Cityans through the broadcast that everyone will watch. Kenny stops the broadcast and sets off a chain of events that leads to a battle known as the "Showdown on Nautilus Drive". Kenny and the Wang Chung engage in a no holds barred battle that ends with the Wang Chung showing itself and being reflected back into its own eyes.

The Wang Chung crumbles to nothing, vanishing in a vortex.

Kenny, now a worldwide hero decides to take a drive in his 442 into the great beyond where he'll never be seen again.

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The Wang Chung Films
Two young filmmakers, Jim Nunez and David Thorstad, both Cheaps City natives, made an honest indignation of the Wang Chung story. They based their work on the Kenny Ninya biography, "Hello Brother, I'm the Wang Chung!"''. These three films are held high as the purest of their kind.

The films are known as the finest work of the Wang Chung genre.

Jim Nunez: Kenny Ninya - Jim shot to superduperstardom after playing this black-haired conflicted hero of the world. He had a tough time keeping the chicks away, but the dedication to becoming Kenny left him urinating in jars and watching old Italian pornography in a church belfry, giving us the term, "We got beatin' in the belfry." Jim lives a semi-lonely life, still yearning to direct his own Electric Blue adaption.

David Thorstad, however, took a different road. He went on to become one of the New Generation filmmakers; winning 3 Best Director Oscars to date and having the hold of young aspiring writers everywhere. His film "The Nature of the Beast" is ranked #4 on AFI's "100 Years, 100 Screams".

The two remain strong friends to this day.

There are still rumors that the two will reunite to make a Wang Chung prequel, but both men stand firm that they are moving on from the Chungness.