User:Vuitton1

Born on the 8th of February, 1988, Rebecca has had a long and fulfilling life. From a young she mastered the fine art of being tall and keeping people’s attention by singing useless songs about nothing of which she made up on the spot.

The oldest of two sisters Rebecca has done much research into the burdens, and perks of being the oldest. “Anything I do which is stupid my Mum will ban my sister from doing, yet, the genius is I have already done it”, she was once quoted saying.

Her passions include stalking people, playing the guitar, dancing by pointing, and listening to a lot of music. Rebecca sometimes feels confused by the fact that iTunes tells her she had 10.6 days of music, and if she’s listened to all the songs at least once, has she wasted that much of her life.

Rebecca counts Oprah Winfrey, along with Bono from U2, and her dreams came true the day they were both on the same TV show (which was Oprah so I, I mean she couldn’t lose either way).

Favourite pastimes include going to concerts, such as, Blink 182, The Eagles, Bryan Adams, and they’re the least embarrassing ones so let’s move onwards towards the future. Nobody ever got anywhere sitting down, unless they are sitting on a plane, or a bus, and a wheelie desk chair.

She prefers to talk and write of herself in the third person so that people do associate her with herself. It also makes analyzing the crazy things she does easier. This is done nightly which the use of a diary, which means when she is famous for something really, really dumb, people will be able to bring her back from the dead by her hand writing, or they will just laugh at her.

When she dies Rebecca would like to be placed in her school uniform( high school that is), and be pickled in a large jar of vinegar, and kept in her families living room as that would be just too amusing…….