User:WBritten/Fools

1 April 2015

 * 16:00, 1 April 2015 (UTC)


 * ... that the front of Alex Chinneck house (pictured) seems to have slipped?
 * ... that the French paid their soldiers in playing cards?
 * ... that some Top Totty was removed from the House of Commons after complaints from a shadow?
 * ... that 71 is 3 mi long?
 * ... that Knightrider premièred in London in 1322?
 * ... that James II lay on his back for a year amid grass and weeds after he was overthrown to make way for Edward VII?
 * ... that Nick Clegg is sorry?
 * ... that the existence of a sea monster in Scotland has finally been proven?
 * ... that Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators were forcibly withdrawn after officials clamped down on them?


 * 08:00, 1 April 2015 (UTC)


 * ... that you've just lost The Game?
 * ... that in April 2013, a giant alien landed on its head in central London?
 * ... that feminist artists invented the WEB in 1971?
 * ... that a half-naked fakir has taken up residence near Winston Churchill?
 * ... that the sound of a fruit beetle served as "the popular face of Hinduism"?
 * ... that even balls of kryptonite are no protection from the U.S. Federal Trade Commission?
 * ... that the BBC is taking liberties with Parliament?
 * ... that the Crown Prince of Thailand once owned Air Chief Marshal Fufu?
 * ... that God is a billionaire property developer?

1 April 2014

 * 16:00, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
 * ... that in the late 19th century, those academics who used the letters "F.S.Sc." after their names had been duped by a "bogus literary society" (emblem pictured)?
 * ... that Emily Lakdawalla of The Planetary Society has identified places where Martian drones can land on Earth?
 * ... that I believe I'll dust my broom?
 * ... that Batman once sued the Commissioner?
 * ... that the Queen of Hell was Jamaican?
 * ... that Microsoft made a man dress up in drag and dance in front of women to promote The Idolmaster 2?
 * ... that Amy Garnett is English rugby's most-capped female hooker?
 * ... that Utopia existed?


 * 08:00, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
 * ... that 16th-century artillery master Franz Helm proposed using "rocket cats" (pictured) to attack castles?
 * ... that a Little Cockup is smaller than a Great Cockup?
 * ... that scientists observed an echo that lasted 65 years?
 * ... that Caucasians are brown?
 * ... that the idea of Santa Claus being shot can be "hilarious"?
 * ... that it is illegal to wear armour in the British Parliament?
 * ... that the novel Southern Cross does not contain any words?
 * ... that William Wallace died inside the Rock of Gibraltar after falling off his bicycle?

1 April 2013

 * 16:00, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
 * ... that Norwegians built Gibraltar's first school (pictured) in the 1860s?
 * ... that Shitterton has been voted to be worse than Scratchy Bottom or Brokenwind?
 * ... that Siemens is in Püssi?
 * ... that the Aetherius Society believes that their sacred 1375 ft Brown Willy is full of holy energy?
 * ... that Elvis' greatest shit was dropped in 1982?
 * ... that students at Washington College celebrate May Day by running naked around the flag pole on the campus green?
 * ... that Mugeary, which is 25 miles from Glenelg in Scotland, is the namesake of a rock found millions of miles away but just a few hundred feet from Glenelg?
 * ... that James Bond played briefly in the National Football League after completing his military service?
 * ... that sheep enjoy snacking on Pecorino?


 * 08:00, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
 * ... that Polish girls (pictured) are getting wet and spanked today, but will have their revenge tomorrow?
 * ... that a Lady twin produced a Bachelor's Double?
 * ... that Wikipedia was discovered in 2008 between Mars and Jupiter?
 * ... that a Norwegian organization established a women's fart team?
 * ... that Chrisye performed a new song, "Eternal Ballad", five years after his death?
 * ... that some schmuck tried to get the U.S. Supreme Court to let him off for mail fraud because all he did was roll back odometers?
 * ... that the voice of blood is violet and makes no sound?
 * ... that National Hockey League goaltender Sam LoPresti murdered a dolphin to save 28 men?
 * ... that happiness is Dean Martin?

1 April 2012

 * 16:00, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * ... that the opening of Eston railway station (pictured in 1902) enabled passengers to travel from Middlesbrough, England, to California in only 15 minutes?
 * ... that Mr Grumpy was once bombed by the Americans?
 * ... that Frank Lloyd Wright designed a dog house—and even its roof leaks?
 * ... that ever since coming between neighbours, Funzie Girt has run almost the length of a Scottish island?
 * ... that an Italian Protestant fathered The Virgin Mary in 1950?
 * ... that T. vagina have eyes hidden behind their skin?
 * ... that the City of Rio de Janeiro is located in San Francisco Bay?
 * ... that Mr. Santoso was the first female cabinet member in Indonesian history?
 * ... that a gang leader was executed by lethal injection for the crimes of assaulting tourists and breaking into their cars to steal food?


 * 08:00, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
 * ... that in 2009, the urinal known as "The Carousel of Love" (pictured), a well known place for gay cruising, was declared a Norwegian Cultural Heritage Site?
 * ... that a fish in a fishbowl is in a fish?
 * ... that if you want to talk to the anal it helps to speak their language?
 * ... that the United States once fought 32 tons of shark fins, and the fins won?
 * ... that a Baker went into outer space with sea urchin sperm, later receiving a rubber duck and many bananas for her efforts?
 * ... that a Roman Catholic priest got five Super Bowl rings with the 49ers?
 * ... that Nuns can fly at high altitudes?
 * ... that red hot penises can be pickled, but it is recommended one not eat them?
 * ... that people have cut off arms and legs because of Gigli?

1 April 2011

 * 16:00, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * ... that the Australian government requires high-risk sex workers to wear full-face respirators (example pictured)?
 * ... that Ntrepid was paid $2.76 million by the U.S. military to create sock puppets?
 * ... that Batman is half female?
 * ... that nesting is not used by breeding Mute Swans but they do use this thing?
 * ... that Robert Tappan Morris was convicted of a crime for releasing a worm?
 * ... that Dr. Who`s parents are Brazilians from a family known for pineapples?
 * ... that even small amounts of dead cat can explode when heated?
 * ... that Europe was ruled by a child during the American Revolutionary War?
 * ... that a typical Labia minor is chocolate brown, up to 7 mm long, and equipped with pincers?


 * 08:00, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * ... that there is a desk full of candy (pictured) on the floor of the US Senate?
 * ... that Rudyard Kipling final resting place is at the bottom of the sea off the coast of Ireland?
 * ... that recent quantum chemical calculations have established that arsoles are only moderately aromatic?
 * ... that St. Joseph has been in Egypt since 1852?
 * ... that in 2010, three survivors of the Titanic were rescued by the USCGC Chincoteague (WPB-1320)?
 * ... that a real Bastard commanded Africa in the nineteenth century?
 * ... that a species of crab, Tumidotheres maculatus, has been found living on an asteroid?
 * ... that ice cream grows in Florida?

1 April 2010

 * 18:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ... that Cliffe Castle Museum in Keighley, Yorkshire, boasts a wife-soothing cradle (pictured)?
 * ... that Bertie Ahern speaks Bertiespeak?
 * ... that humpbacked elves are rarely seen because their bodies are microscopic?
 * ... that Lindbergh raced an airplane from Washington to New York in under three hours, without ever leaving the ground?
 * ... that Robert Louis Stevenson took a pew from South Leith Parish Church?
 * ... that Elvis is still alive and teaching soccer at Neil McNeil Catholic Secondary School?
 * ... that the first Territorial Governor of Montana, Sidney Edgerton, fought as a Squirrel Hunter during the American Civil War?
 * ... that T. rex survives underground in Kenya?
 * ... that two Irish singers described as "tone deaf", and as "not very good" by British prime minister Gordon Brown, have been recently cited as more popular than The Beatles?


 * 12:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ... that the materials used in the production of a Škoda Fabia car (pictured) in 2007 included margarine and orange sugar paste?
 * ... that Tom Cruse was awarded the Medal of Honor for gallantly charging hostile Indians?
 * ... that the cod Yorkshire dialect, one on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle, in Monty Python's "Trouble at Mill" sketch actually means something?
 * ... that Guinness Black Lager is a new black lager which is being test marketed in Malaysia by Diageo for sale in the west under its Guinness brand name?
 * ... that the yellow morel was once a Phallus?
 * ... that Leonid Malashkin was the true composer of Kodály's "Buttocks-Pressing Song"?
 * ... that in October 1968, SS Dumbo was arrested in Las Palmas, Spain?
 * ... that Wikipedia covers the whole shebang?
 * ... that Perth, Western Australia, got rid of ugly men in 1948?


 * 06:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ... that Ruth Belville (pictured) and her parents had a business selling people Greenwich Mean Time?
 * ... that the Prada Store in Marfa, Texas, is never open?
 * ... that Professor Dirk Obbink is an expert on material from garbage heaps and charred remains?
 * ... that the Ilkley Museum in Yorkshire, England, is a notable habitat for Brunus edwardii?
 * ... that the American television show Glee was written with the aid of Screenwriting for Dummies?
 * ... that Frank Hansford-Miller, founder of the English National Party, emigrated to Australia?
 * ... that "Everything in Sussex is a She except a Tom Cat and she's a He"?
 * ... that buttock mail was a form of punishment for fornication, an alternative to the stool of repentance?
 * ... that William Shakespeare was nicknamed "The Merchant of Menace"?

1 April 2009

 * 22:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * ... that Adam de Stratton was arrested for the possession of toenail clippings (example pictured)?
 * ... that a team of archaeologists discovered a fossilized Han Solo in the rocks of China?
 * ... that  Theodore Majocci claimed the Princess of Wales slept with her butler?
 * ... that it took two German submarines, SMU UB-6 and SMU UB-16, to dispatch two World War I Royal Navy recruits?
 * ... that the Massachusetts House of Representatives refused to legislate until the Sacred Cod of Massachusetts was rescued from cod-nappers?
 * ... that Lewis Hamilton's first name was "Sasbeck"?
 * ... that the Land of Green Ginger can be seen through the world's smallest window?
 * ... that track and field star Bob Backus, who set world records in the hammer throw, wore ballet slippers while competing?
 * ... that HBO television network broadcast midgets racing for prizes in a chili bowl?


 * 16:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)


 * ... that a 1631 Bible (frontispiece pictured) commanded readers to commit adultery?
 * ... that Sonia Chang-Díaz won a seat in the Massachusetts Senate after her opponent was accused of stuffing her bra?
 * ... that in 1825, the Court of Exchequer declared all contracts by hobbits illegal and void in England?
 * ... that if you go to a local store three weeks from today, you can probably find Asher Roth asleep in the bread aisle?
 * ... that Caviar, Chardonnay, and Hot Cocoa compete for the love of Ray J?
 * ... that baseball Hall of Famer Rogers Hornsby had his first plate appearance against King Lear?
 * ... that both Egypt and the Holy Land were originally settled by Germans?
 * ... that Sir Winston Churchill competed in the Tall Ships Race with an all-female crew?
 * ... that Wikipedia now has an article about everything?


 * 08:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * ... that after Wild West outlaw Big Nose George (pictured) was hanged by a lynch mob, he was made into a pair of shoes?
 * ... that New England used to be part of the Roman Empire, and China is still part of Japan?
 * ... that Gordon Brown and Kim Jong-Il are both known for their athletic abilities?
 * ... that Sparkie Williams is still singing from his grave 47 years after his death?
 * ... that Peter Jackson medaled in table tennis for New Zealand?
 * ... that in Disney's animated film The Story of Menstruation, the flow is snow white?
 * ... that the idea of a two hooded coat to keep your date dry in the rain is genius?
 * ... that sightings of Captain Cook were common around New Zealand as late as the 1950s?
 * ... that two monkeys are employed as waiters at the Japanese Kayabukiya Tavern?

1 April 2008

 * 13:01, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
 * ...that the 24 Hours of LeMons includes such penalties as tarring and feathering a racer's car and crushing a car via audience vote (crushing of a car pictured)?
 * ...that John F. Kennedy was shot dead in an ambush by government agents who had foreknowledge of his whereabouts?
 * ...that in a few villages and towns of southern France and Spain it is illegal to die, and that there are attempts to have the same law in a town in Brazil?
 * ...that Weber kettle grills were actually made out of buoys cut in half?
 * ...that men are able to be insured against alien impregnation?
 * ...that Ben Affleck died while shoveling snow outside of his house, leaving behind an unexpectedly small estate speculated to be worth as little as US$20,000?
 * ...that American entrepreneur Timothy Dexter defied the popular idiom and actually made a profit when he sold coal to Newcastle?
 * ...that six latrines at Black Moshannon State Park in Pennsylvania are listed on the National Register of Historic Places?