User:WILLIS T MCGEE/Hug nco

The Hug NCO is always there for moral support. You are required to have one Hug Nco per company. The Hug NCO is your buddy and your best friend. When you need the day off he is the one you ask, when your car mythically breaks down in maryland you get the weekend off. You have great responsibilities as the ombudsman. You are required to show up at all hours in uniform being fully prepared to coddle. Some refer to the HUG NCO as  'huggy bear'. The Hug NCO's motto is ' No one left behind!' If you can find it in the computer we will give you extra time, if you fail you can take it again. If you just plain don't want to be here we will talk you through your issues. Hug NCO's have been known to breastfeed, in some extreme cases. {ref} TRADOC 350-6