User:WOWIHAVENONAMES

Born and raised in the slums of Shaolin, Thomas was raised by one kind of justice: Street Justice. After joining Oprah on a 3 month book tour Mr. Long's path in life crossed with that of a hooker quaintly named "Beetle Tits". The next 6 years were hard and long but more hard than long really, well they weren't really that hard either..he pretty much just spent them watching anime with Beetle Tits.