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Truth be told
-Written By WBWB Investigator Mon, Nov. 21 2022

Hello, My Government name is AC I am an investigator on a hidden group of people who have claimed to call themselves the WadaBingWadaBang Culture. Me and a few other officials have been investigating the activity this group has performed, so far we have discovered a few of their flag colors, being blue and yellow. We still have no idea about what their plan is, but they seem to look like normal people (Americans) And seem friendly, so we sent out a highly trained Investigator, who we call BA, she had a mission to go speak with the Group. We discovered they spoke differently, showing that they are not a part of the common english language. BA came back saying they said words such as "Cof" and "Breep" These words are not in common dictionaries, translated words, nor other state speakers. Based off of past events, such as 7 years ago, even dating back to 2000, we knew something was going on with this "Country."We have been seeing and investigating the clues the group has left behind. At a particular point of time, the groups clues led us to an abandoned, or old, Wood slab structure, showing random symbols such as a w made out of two v's.   Heading over to 2000 now, our group of investigators traveled into San diego, California trying to ask people if they knew of this country, most asked what it was, some told us they saw random things or activity move around the area, of course leaving our eyes to see what was happening. Now dating back to 2022, our Investigators have noticed a lack in population,seeing people spreading directly into California and Peru. Most Investigators have nicknamed these creatures, "Bing Bangs." Our Clues are leading to more and more info. Most people seeing our discovers say its fake, surprisingly those people being the ones to investigate in California and Peru, And most of the people saying its real, they stay put, And us being extremely Curious of the situation, we knew this wasn't right, Why would the people that believe us the least go and look for our clues?? So We decided to investigate further on the situations going around, we have not found one of the people that had left to go look in those two states, except for one, Anna. She was found on the way to California, saying she was just on a walk. We thought this was a lie and took her into investigation. We still haven't gotten anything out of her, except for "Cof Chocholy." Cof again? We have no clue what this means. Currently, we are still investigating Anna, and are trying to get more info. We will report back if we have any new info. -AC Reporting out

P.S= BA is also known as WadaBingWadaBang Investigator 2, I did not steal.