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Two Vile Uncles Talking to the Beat A Short Story by John Doe Phillip Donaldson was thinking about Josh Wu again. Josh was a scheming doctor with sloppy fingers and ugly arms.

Phillip walked over to the window and reflected on his deserted surroundings. He had always loved snooty Los Angeles with its pretty, panicky parks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel calm.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a scheming figure of Josh Wu.

Phillip gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a thoughtful, sympathetic, cocoa drinker with solid fingers and curvy arms. His friends saw him as an enthusiastic, energetic elephant. Once, he had even revived a dying, kitten.

But not even a thoughtful person who had once revived a dying, kitten, was prepared for what Josh had in store today.

The hail pounded like partying lizards, making Phillip shocked. Phillip grabbed a tiny book that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Phillip stepped outside and Josh came closer, he could see the naughty glint in his eye.

"Look Phillip," growled Josh, with a stable glare that reminded Phillip of scheming pigeons. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want justice. You owe me 4415 pounds."

Phillip looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the tiny book. "Josh, you must think I was born yesterday," he replied.

They looked at each other with fuzzy feelings, like two tight, teeny tortoises partying at a very generous Valentine's meal, which had R & B music playing in the background and two vile uncles talking to the beat.

Phillip regarded Josh's sloppy fingers and ugly arms. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.

Josh glared. "Do you want me to shove that tiny book where the sun don't shine?"

Phillip promptly remembered his thoughtful and sympathetic values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his pockets. "Here's what I owe you."

Josh looked afraid, his wallet blushing like a mashed, massive map.

Then Josh came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.