User:Waffleby

Darren "drrn" Hayes (born March 5, 1987) is an anthropomorphic volcano of molten man love.

Interests
He is interested in numerous subjects including but not limited to religion, Eurasian languages, occultism, retrofuturism (which he refers to as 'the futurepast'), maritime culture, and polar exploration. He has only 9.8 fingers due to an unfortunate printmaking accident.

Wikipedia Articles
He researched and wrote the preliminary draft of Albert Hastings Markham as part of a project for Prof. Stoneman's Western Civilization course. It has since been updated by another member of Wikipedia with a great deal of information which he was unable to find during it's creation.

He is also the sole writer of this article, but does not vouch for its authenticity.