User:Waggishmab

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Rob Paterson really is the Greatest thing since sliced bread!

This user has no patience for creating a user-page, which includes selecting notable contributions, and thus will steal things from other peoples user pages to create the appearance of being an active Wikipedian.

About Me
Hi, I am Michael Burton, contrary to popular belief I am indeed not homosexual. Shocking I know.

Some people consider me an Alcoholic this is not true, I just enjoy the odd social drink. There is nothing wrong with this.

I do not edit Wikipedia often, and by often I mean ever. I don't really understand it or it's appeal to be honest.

Articles I haven't started

 * Ray Nagin
 * Richard Peck
 * Ben Franklin High School
 * Ice Records
 * Grynner
 * Chalkdust
 * Carla Overbeck
 * Roy Gerela
 * Princess Sara bint Al Faisal
 * Princess Aisha bint Al Faisal
 * Dave Giusti
 * Wampus cat
 * Omar Moreno
 * Andrée Ruellan
 * Melissa Hayden (dancer)
 * Edward Villella
 * Johnson grass
 * Patience Wright
 * Zelda Fichandler
 * Ming Cho Lee
 * Sharat Kumar
 * Regis Cordic
 * John Anderson (American football player)
 * Charlie Sanders
 * Keshav Malik
 * Judith Jamison
 * Rana Bahadur Shah
 * Rajendra of Nepal
 * John Ruthven

Why Wikipedia makes me smile or laugh

 * 1) All these weirdos on here editing or creating 1000's of articles most of which are pointless.
 * 2) My userpage entertains people apparently

Why Wikipedia is amazingly terrible

 * 1) It is full if weirdos.
 * 2) Most articles on here bare no relevance to anyone except the creator

Articles I have found useful

 * 1) Utilitarianism
 * 2) Penis
 * 3) lol
 * 4) 613 mitzvot
 * 5) 10 commandments

Articles I didn't find useful

 * most others