User:Wahnie

Wahnie's Radicle Homepage!!!
Welcome to my homepage! This is where I will post any new word I think those certain people out there should know, ehem, Adam! So yeah, there should be a new word here every day, so stay posted!! By the way, after I've listed all my words and definitions, I'll write a short but funny story using them all. It's sure to make you laugh!! Just remember our motto here at Wahnie's: "EMBRACE THE TEXT. FEAR IT. USE IT. JUST DO IT...please.

New words:

~Door-towel- means rude, inconsiderate, or just a plain out butt.

NEW!!! ~Gunimahini- that little area of skin between a person's thumb and index finger. This place has the tendency to tingle when you think about it getting sliced open!! Gross.

NEW!!! ~Funjin- everyone's experienced it. Getting slapped in the back real hard and it knocks the breath out of you. That, my fellow wiki-dee's, is a funjin. Delightful.

Jenna walked into a bar and screams, "AAHH!!! My gunimahini has ripped! Who pushed me!?!?"

"It was I, you fiendish door-towel, who pushed you into that elongated metal pipe!" declares Karen.

Karen comes home seven hours later, with a pole sticking out of her back. Her mother, ecstatic to see she's finally made some friends, gives her a gigantic funjin, sending the pole soaring out the door and through the neighbor's cat FiFi.

THE END.

ATTENTION: No cats were harmed in the making of this homepage.

Most of the things on this homepage are absoulutely retarded and completely random, so if your name is Jenna or Karen or FiFi, I'm real sorry. That is just a freakin' coincidence, so get over it, alright? And... please don't sue me.

Okay, who want's to hear some jokes? Great!

Barbie

A man goes to the toy store to buy his daughter a birthday present. Being a real macho guy, he has no idea what to get her so he asks for some assistance from a clerk.

"I thought I'd buy her a doll", he says, "but which one should I get?"

"Well, here we have some of the more popular ones. we have the Malibu Barbie for $12.00, which comes with a bathing suit and a towel. We have the Ballerina Barbie for $23.00, which comes with a tutu and a cassette. We have the Aerobics Barbie for $30.00, which comes with a leotard and a workout CD. And we have the new Divorce, Barbie for $1500.00."

The man was flabbergasted. "Why does that one cost so much more than the others?"

"Oh well that's easy.", replied the clerk, "This Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's house, Ken's..."

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Men are like...Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

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Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

~ A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."