User:Waifer Thing/sandbox

The Waif (born July 27, 1986) is an Australian trader, advisor, small town hero, and former semi-professional athlete. He subbies for Dorset Construction where he discusses current events, politics, philosophy and science with a variety of colleagues.

Born in Boronia, Melbourne as the youngest of four boys, Waif was renown for walking around Yarra with a gatorade bottle which would only increase in size during the warmer months. Beginning his professional career by cameoing at The Irish in July 2004, a move to Kilsyth with Le Nooge' saw him further develop his penchant for froffies.

After leaving Nooge for KF in late 2019, Waif his attention to proposing, buying a van and yoga.