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The Death of Steve
Steve, the guys from Blue's Clues, has died today. After leaving the show for urinating on set, he went into a life of madness without his pet dog, Blue.

He soon began developing certain very strange habits, one of which ended his life today. While running through a Florida swamp with sausage wrapped around his body, he was viciously attacked by alligators, and chewed to death. The alligators could not be found for comment. It's trufax.