User:Walbus Draculos

I am the wizard Walbus Draculos. I reside in Transylvania. I am a self-sought philosopher who has studied at the Doctorates level of schooling. My skills have and will be used to transform the modern world back into the world we loved in the day of middle-dawn. (1500's for all the unknowing innocent's) For more about my majestic abilities please hesititate to contact me. For I am probably busy with wizardry or smoking. For you intellects interested in my abilities and knowledge, continue reading: I do believe one day that Lord Dracul will rise again, being the reason I dedicate roughly 84% of my studies and creations to his well being. For you pawns who are skeptical of my teachings, I bid you a farewell!; as well as a good day. Your unintentional inability to comprehend my deliverance of material is sheer humor through my eyes. I am always willing to listen to others perspectives of magic and wizardry, (for those like me who live it as reality, and not comedy), contact me for potions recipes, intellectual insights, advice, what have ye. But I do warn the minion whom poke ridicule at my ways; Be warned brothers and sisters. My learnings are far beyond what your insidious books and television shows offer to the masses. Being a provoking and loving inhalee of the magical herb, I am proud to be a supporter of the enhancement and offering of knowledge this plant offers our mind, body and soul; but damn the day it be allowed to the masses at a taxed rate. I am a firm believer in infrastructure and democracy, but damn the beings who follow it! Government is for the weak, who sham the public with regulations unsupporting of a natural existence. With that being said, I am proud to say I am a firm supporter and believer in the ability of a Socialistic, but Dictatorship way of Governing. As learned from my recent knowledge quests of ancient civiliazation, those weakest were those without leaders. I shun those who respect and adore an Adolf Hitler or a George Washington, but i offer praise to those who show respect and gratituity to that of a Dr. Dracul or a Dr. Frankenstein.

Here are a few of my own favorite quothes I have spewed upon thy neighbor:

"Fear is in the eye of those who scamper away. Loyalty is in the eye of those who wimper. Greed is not but a figmant of ones inheritance of knowledge. He who wimpers last shall fear he who wimpers first!" - Walbus©

"One who holds imitation dear, holds regret clear" - Walbus©

"Don't seek what one bears upon you, but seek what your internal legislation burdens upon your brain." - Walbus©

"Hear not what people say, but say what people hear." - Walbus D.©

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." - Walbus©

"Anger. For whom it consumes least, the intimidation becomes one with not only their soul, but their hopes." Walbus©

"People ask me the meaning of life. I say this, 'He who seeks knowledge through hemp is complete animosity. Although, that same being who seeks the answers through hemp finds within himself the majestic music of life's Latter "Day" Saints. Do not come forth with rape and misdemeanor of the mind unless you seek the truth and wisdom through our mother herb. Life is but a sandbox, build your economy as you build your castle; towards the heavens that reside in your mother herb." - Walbus©

"Smother those who bring you shame, but give praise to those who give you disgrace." - Walbus©

"Sleep is for the wicked; Intoxication of life is splendid in variety; Our mother herb presents what the foes weep in the distance." - Quote from Dr. Draculos.

"Life is one hell of a ride. Those who promote wealth, have to answer to the calling of their inner being. While those who promote injustice and insacrity, must answer to the stinging of the bee hive of democracy." - Documented quote from Wizard Draculos.

When asked about government and politics, Walbus said this : "Government is what bruises the optimism and hopes of all worldly beings. Socialism is the single grain in the silo that has yet to escape the enclosure of reality. Capitalism is the dark horse of mystery, whom not be speaketh of, but whom be dreameth of. Question all, but listen to some." - Wizard Draculos, August 11th, 1977.

"Shame upon the one who waters the seed, and doesn't expect the greed." - Wizard Walbus.

"Demonize while you scrutinize; Obligate when you procrastinate; But never disturb the ones with mother herb." - The Wizard.

"I woe for the being who creates dictatorship within our nature of existence; But how dare ye not respect the being who worships the dictator of our universe." - The Wizard.

"One should be concerned not with the pot of gold, but with finding of the Lepprachaun and the rainbow." - Wiz.

"Greed is what the heart desires, whilst fear is what the mind requires." - The Great Walbus

"Love is not needed nor desired. Hate is what the world hath come to anguish." - Walbus

"The bones of sorrow are brittle in those who hath not seeken the mothered herb." - The Feared Wizard of Translevania

"Ask not what the government can do for you, ask what you can do for mother herb." - Walbus

"Brilliance isn't frugal, as it isn't glorious; Brilliance comes from the eye of the dragon, and the heart of a true warrior." - W.

"Don't perceive what the mind can't retreive. But feel what the hands of punishment shall strike." - W.

"One who cheats and steals shall be rewarded. He who is rewarded shall answer to the calling of our natural judgements." - W.

"Listen not to the ears capability but hear with the eye of Lord Zeus." - W

"Take from your neighbors but steal from the blind. Force yourself upon others who push you away." - WD.

"Sucketh from the teet of wisdom and giving, not from the lustful nurturer of fortitude and enslavery." - Walbus.

"Give what you see, take what you know, offer what thy seek, but never receive without treason." - W.

"For those brethren who search and long for the unknowing. Ha! The unknowing comes from within the souls of the incapable, and the deceivement of the wicked." - W.

"I pity the fool who proclaims to be the knight or mage, but should be dressed as the joker!" - Walbus.

"Differentiate between the evils of commitment and commotion, for these two obligations involve intense romance of not only engenious vaticans of knowledge, but the patience of a sleeping wildebeast." - W

"Eat what you hunger, but never sought what you desire." - W

"Neglect not what your fellow beings protest, but protest what they neglect." W

"Drink from the fountain of youth? You will drink from the fountain of doom when kingdom come and Lord Dracula perishes your neighbors at his waking hour." - Dr. Draculos.

"Don't attack me with your blasphemy and oblivious beliefs. Attack me with swords and magic, so I can rebuttle your attacks with minion prayer and deliberating chants." - Walbus.

"One who follows a leader is but a pawn. One who wanders astray shall be punished by the depths of Poseidon's Sea of Wrath." - Walbus D

"He who commits sin shall reap what he spills. Smoke not to inhale but to seek wisdom and confinement from whence you exhale." - W

"I mock the joker whom lay rest in a grave dug by peasants, but I praise the fool whom digeth the land of our founding fathers." - Draculos

"The Otter does not feel shame. The Horse does not seek warmth. Strive to be the Otter." - W

"One can learn vastly from our animal kingdom: The ape runs with the wolves, while the buffalo shuns our friend the tortoise. Long to be the buffalo." - Walbus

"One in need of help is one without morals and dignity. Dare not offer your forgiveness to this theif, instead help him by hindering his existence." - W.D. MD

"Learn not from the books written by man, but damn the fool whom brings legitiments to the satisfaction of the teachings." - Walbus Draculos ESQ.

"I've walked for 21,900 days and nights, yet to become sufficed to the word preached by man that is listened to by bedlams and doorknobs." - Walbus

"Strive not to be the clash of the sword, but the swing of the axe." - Walbus

"Magical deity comes not from a book nor monotheistic mind, but from the burning of the dragons and the sacristy of our mana." - Dr. Draculos.

"And he who disrupts Merlin's wizardry is a friend of mine. He who helps my mortal enemy has become an enemy of mine." - The Wiz

"Wish not what ye want, but wish what ye lust. For lust is but the greater solice that taketh man to a journey unknownst to the Gods!" - Walbus

"One who seeks truth is a fool. One who seeks knowledge is blind. But if you seek the truth of knowledge, you'll be cursed from the dark pits of the heavens." - W

"The belly of the beast comes not from the weak, but from the appetizer who's appealed to insanity." - Walbus The Great

"The underbelly of truth is ugly. The beauty of power is riddled with the wrinkles of time." - Draculos

"He whom pursues the dragon shall reap rewards. He who seeks elsewhere shall find solice as a prisoner of my mind!" - Walbus speaking out against those who don't pursue the dragon.

"Good friends and family are easy to find. Disrespect them every opportunity you get." - Walbus

"The one who has hope is a fool. The one who hunts for the dragon is a master of the land!" - Walbus speaking out for the one who seeks the dragon.

"A man who fools me? Hmph... for shame. A man that cowards before me is a practicing sorcerer and shall be granted acceptance in my Kingdom." - Double U

"Beware a man who seeks shelter and love, for this man is your enemy." Wally

"Happiness is within the eye of the dragon and shall be left un-noticed until thy Stone of Fortune reveals it's true form." - Dr. W