User:Walkinginneutral/sandbox

Mr. Shrimpton:

Mr Shrimpton, more commonly known as shrimptonite, shrimpy, shrimp god, shrimpdog and shrimpy love bucket is a well known religious figure, and the only known master of neutral stance. He is believed to be an extra-terrestrial being in many cultures, due to his shaven head, supreme knowledge of the elements of drama and shouting in written. The shrimp god is also a pop culture icon, due to him being a big ol' meme, and a famed philosopher, with inspiring quotes such as "Drama shorts on, hair tied back and standing in neutral stance."

Shrimpy's first well known appearance was in the holy bible, where he appeared as a boxing icon and beat up an old woman for committing the worst crime of all, not wearing the sacred drama shorts. This scenario was written to represent justice to those who commit evil. He has also done decades of charity work, feeding drama shorts to children without food. After saving the world once again, he became the worldwide sensation that he is today. He has appeared in movie blockbusters such as X-Men Origins: Wolverine and I See Nothing. He has an IMDb page (John Shrimpton) and Instagram page (shrimptonite) and a saucy fan account (johnshrimptonfanpage).