User:Waltermeloneater

The Watermeloneater is a Wikipedia user who is believed to, on occasion, consume Watermelon. When she isn't ingesting the green and pink fruit, she occasionally makes minor edits to Wikipedia pages

Origins
It is uncertain when she began dining upon watermelon, but it is certain that it began before 2005.

Present
It was often assumed that the watermelon devouring rate would decline with time, however there is little evidence to substantiate this hypothesis. Indeed, watermelons are now projected to become extinct in the next forty years if the ruthless feeding rates are maintained.

Trivia
Watermeloneater has never edited the watermelon page on Wikipedia, for obvious reasons.