User:Wantdeath

From Birth
Wantdeath was born in Findlay, Ohio in March of 1984. It is unclear on what day because no doctor would document the miracle of his birth because the shear awesomness was to much for any one man to bear. It is well known that any one man that looks upon the great Wantdeath jumps from the nearest balcony, out of jealousy. Wantdeath now resides in Lima, Ohio. The residents in Lima are greatful to have such a great part of history in there city. Simply by living in Lima, Wantdeath has raised to median income from $23,000 to $348,000 average for the city. Also the population is no longer 40,000, it is now 8 (people jump from balconys)

Great Leadership
Wantdeath is the undisputed leader of the free world. His work in American politics has had such a great impact that he is now King of Earth.

Auto Industry
Wantdeath hand built every 1984 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale Brougham. The worlds finest automobile.

Culture

 * People fear Wantdeath in Africa
 * South Africa has a statue of Wantdeath wearing a kilt
 * The country of Niger launched a special security task force to steal Wantdeaths job.
 * Wantdeath hates the Niger
 * Wantdeath doesn't hate any community
 * Wantdeath is a genius inventor.
 * Wantdeath received the Nobel Prize in 1968 for his work in inventing the wheel.
 * Wantdeath in 1971 invented the internet as it is known today.
 * Wantdeath in 1973 realized it was easier to make the wheel from octagons instead of then standard practice of constructing them out of square fleece.
 * Wantdeath invented the color Red in 1974
 * Wantdeath is the founder of ACORN
 * Wantdeath is a conservative republican.