User:Wario907

I don't chew Beetle

If I but hear; Just one more word, Of that strumpet I wed, Who left in a huff! With the dog and the child, The pot and the pan, The rain and the sun, In search of another, I’d rather just die!

I don’t chew beetle; So my lips are not red. I don’t drink toddy; So I don’t smell foul. I don’t smoke weed; So I don’t see double, I don’t have my wife; So I will get me another.

A new wife you see; Can be as bad as the old, Her voice can be shrill, While her touch be bliss, A new wife you see; Can be as bad as the old, With a huff, a puff, and a moving van; This one might leave, So I just got smart and got me a plan.

But, But, it won’t be easy, For I married a fox! My wife you see is from a village, From the deep deep south, That makes them too clever, For mere men to cope! It’s true, I’ve heard of a thousand men, Who were hung out the dry! By such demon spawn.

So being as smart as I am, I stand ready to beat my foe, This one will not leave; She will not want another, I’ll brand myself in her bosom And crevices of her mind, She’ll never ask for another, She’ll be the wife I want, For as I said before, I have a plan