User:Wasabi Queso

Mr. Prince isn’t it yes?

So one day Mr. Prince was wandering “aimlessly” on Ridgewood when he stumbled across what he considered to be the GREATEST THING he had EVER seen…. The silhouette of a man who he could tell instantly cared about the environment A LOT we won’t specify his name *cough cough Platt* he knew from that moment on that together they would save the islands ridding them of rats. The adventure in which Platt and Prince attempted to overpower the rats started at Barnes and Noble on a Friday(that’s when Prince works there) in the supply room when clumsy Prince tripped over a book that Platt brought concerning rats and another one about birds. Then they were on this boat right? And they were all like “OMG rats!” Prince didn’t like the ride there because he can’t swim the reason being his bellybutton ring would rust in the salty waters. While on the boat they had to find ways to amuse themselves between the tedious sessions of “work”. (feel free to take that out of context) So they would discuss their favorite students(like me) and current events such as Camels who are murderous, Dominant Wolves, and how Powerpoint by Microsoft is Racist(kinda like the game rock, paper scissors) Platt listened then told Prince of various adventures he undertook when capturing ant lions. They finally arrived on the island and set up camp(one tent) then a storm came washing away their boat they were hungry (especially Prince) so he went to go fish. He caught a mass fish and called Platt to show him(yeaa not by voice by phone he would have called coastguard or 911 but they weren’t in his fav. 5) but Platt said he couldn’t eat it because it was endangered. So Prince threw it back and licked some mold off a rock instead. He was ok with that because it was Platt.

Then they were tired and went to bed(yea that’s singular) in the morning while sipping coffee they were discussing the possibilities as to why they still had not seen any rats. Then they rode around on their tandem bicycle while they pondered this thought(which they had taken off the boat b4 it washed away) after their bike ride around the island Platt was exhausted because Prince made him do all the work. Prince started getting fat again from all the mold he had been eating so Platt suggested he benched him for a workout(oh that worked out) Little did they know Dr. Professor had planned their being shipwrecked and held the rats hostage training them as his very own minions. But soon destroyed them all because they continuously turned the lights off and he found that aggravating. Dr. Professor had been jealous of their friendly relationship because he never had friends? Or something like that Dr. Professor had stakeouts 24/7 and all types of surveillance watching the two frolic on the shore. Prince was glad to live with Platt because he was allowed to play video games though Platt made sure to limit him unlike princes wife who forbade him to play any. Then one day when Prince went to the other side of the island to secretly catch endangered fish he came across an extremly synchronized group known as the ELITE!!!!!!!!!! They were(the ELITE) a group of amazing people who he was not able to identify. They too were stranded on the island and had the option to leave but were too busy humoring themselves with confusing Prince who they found to be quite dumb. Prince kept the Elite secret from Platt because he thought they would make him look dumb in front of Platt. To be continued…