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Worldwide League of Lesbians A shadowy organisation whose objectives are thought to include the domination of mankind and the spread of shoe stores throughout the civilised world. The means used to achieve the Domination of mankind are twofold: lulling men into the belief that they are superior (see:Major World Religions) and filling the media with large breasts and football (seeMedia Empires). Believed to be headquartered in New York. Leading operatives are Deep Lesbians, covert lesbians placed in positions of political influence. Deep lesbians are thought to have exploited their positions to promote wars (seeIraq) and suppress religious minorities (Cathars). Other agents are known as Field Lesbians and typically pose as men's magazine writers or shoe merchants.