User:Watermelon1234/sandbox

Type of School: Co-Ed school, grades 9-12, now open to students of all sizes within reason (see 'Max per grade' bullet point) Founded: 1492, while sailing the ocean blue Total enrollment: 438,000 (2011–2012) Student : Teacher Ratio of 14:1, or 1:14 in special cases Tuition: $1,129,140/student for the 2011-12 academic school year. Percentage of class receiving financial aid: 95% (2011–2012) Faculty: 46,000 full and part time Faculty Degrees: 20% Bachelor's, 3% Master's or PhD, 40% Black Belt, 7% wizard, 25% human, and 5% illiterate Average Class Size: 15 with 20 being maximum in the case of humans; 3 with 5 being maximum in the case of penguins; 36 with 45 maximum in the case of medium-sized rodents; 0 with 0 being maximum in the case of poisonous rabbits(due to an incident in 2003 involving a rabbit, a lawnmower, and a lot of butter) Max school size: 500 students, 368 wizards, 724 potted plants, 8,945 invisible lemurs, 69 remote-control walruses, and 2 rabid elephants Max per grade: the new maximum of 120 students per grade has been announced, due to rising obesity rates among children. In order to enforce this, students are weighed prior to taking the entrance exam. Only 3 students over 200 pounds, 2 students over 250 pounds, and 1 student over 300 pounds are passed through the golden gates. 21 teams offered in 12 Varsity & JV sports as part of the Academy League of the California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) Sage Hill athletic teams have won two and a half CIF Southern Section titles. The half came from a game of soccer played against a school for the deaf(the opposing students could not hear that they kept scoring into Sage's goal) They won 2005 girls' tennis and volleyball and 2011 boys' tennis and underwater racquetball. Against other schools in their division, Sage Hill always wears Koala outfits in order to intimidate the opposing team; performing a ritual sacrifice of one of their JV athletes before any major game.