User:Waxedfloss



Born on September 11, 1983, WaxedFloss a.k.a. Randy "Juicebox" Phillips was thrust into the Los Angeles gang scene at an early age. His taste for violence, black tar heroin, and bitches fueled his desire to succeed in school. At the age of 8 years, Randy graduated from high school and began his college career at Harvard, where he earned a PhD in Astrophysics, Economics, and Furry Studies. He is a great man, and takes the internet very seriously.