User:Wayne Neptune

A long time ago Wayne Neptune was born and now he is part of the Wikipedia community. I love to ponder the world and enjoy to share the knowledge I have accumulated with the world. I love any comments. I do not interact with people that much because I currently live isolated in forested area of Finland.

Early Years
As a child I enjoyed wearing my own style of In-N-Out and Chino Challenge t-shirts mixed with fresh pairs of khaki dickies shorts (knee high). For shoes I would wear Birkenstock sandals with gray toed socks bought en masse from Costco. I grew up in Moose Jaw, Canada.

Sporks
Sporks deeply anger me because they are neither forks or spoons. They need to chose a side. It's ambiguous and it confuses me to see such a flaw of the human hand in my presence. Have you seen one lately? They're disgusting! All those teeth things emerging from a spoon-like thing! It makes me nauseous! It's despicable when man kind reached the level where they must merge two utensils. I warn people to never bring up, or heaven forbid show me a picture of a spork. I will never speak of them again.