User:Waynebrettsky

Wayne Brettsky was born in Anaheim, California on March 22nd, 1983. His parents are Chris and Ann Brettsky. His younger sister, Kristin, was born on January 1st, 1998. On February 23rd, 1996, he and his parents moved to Southlake, Texas, where they currently reside.

Sports Involvement
Wayne played hockey throughout his life, loving the sport, and also was egged on by his last name. He was incredibly talented, blooming in high school. Playing for the Carrol Dragons Hockey Team, he scored 2,354 goals in his four years there, and also tossed in 345 assists, 56 schootout goals on 56 attempts, zero injuries and also won 295 fights, out of the 295 he was in. Those were his only penalty minutes. Unfortunately, Wayne never gained much attention due to the fact he took out every person who videotaped him, never turned in a transcript to his counselors, and in his particularly stunning games, he would take out the other team, his teammates, all coaches, the refs, and every single fan. This happened a lot. And due to the strength of his punches, everyone forgot them.

Injury
During the summer after his senior year, Wayne went climbing in the Rocky Mountains with his father and best friend, Connor Cook. While climbing up one particularly challenging face, Wayne suffered from slight heat exhaustion, became woozy, and dropped, hitting the ground and breaking 17 bones. He recovered from the injury, but would never play hockey again.

College Life
Wayne attended the University of Texas in Austin, graduating with a degree in International Business. While there, he met his future wife, Mackenzie Stephens.

Relgious Life
Wayne is a practicing Methodist, though he has told Cook that he is "strongly considering" a switch to Mormonism, to follow the beliefs of his wife. Also that way he can have "multiple chicks!"

Romantic Life
Wayne was married to Mackenzie Stephens on August 24th, 2007 in Southlake, Texas. There is rumor that she had slept with Cook prior to this date. Neither Wayne nor Mackenzie has commented on this.

Military
Finally, Wayne has always been a strong advocate of the military, and plans to join the Air Force soon. Three days after he joins, he will become a government-trained assassin, and will have killed every terrorist within one our of his hiring, but the government will keep this covered for three years.