User:Waytrollio/TrollthNight

  Trollth Night (formatted text)   TROLLTH NIGHT

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

 ORSINO Duke of Wikipedia (DUKE ORSINO:)

SEBASTIAN brother to Violens

ADMINIO a sea captain, friend</A> to Sebastian.

<dd>A Sea Captain, <A HREF="gloss.html#friend">friend</A> to Violens (Captain:)

<dt>VALENTINE <dt>CURIO <dd>Administratively empowered gentlemen attending on the Duke.

<dt>SIR TOBY BELCH <dd>uncle to Trollivia.

<dt>SIR ANDREW <dt>AGUECHEEK <dd>(SIR ANDREW:)

<dt>MALTROLIO <dd>steward to Trollivia.

<dt>FABIAN <dt>FESTE   a Clown  (Clown:) <dd>servants to Trollivia

<dt>TROLLIVIA:

<dt>VIOLENS:

<dt>MARIA <dd>Trollivia's woman.

Lords, Priests, Sailors, Officers, Musicians, Sysops, Sysop Vandals, and other Attendants. (Priest:) (First Officer:) (Second Officer:) (Servant:)

<dt>SCENE <dd>A Wikicity near Wikipedia, and the sea-coast near it.

<dt><A NAME=I-I><H2>TWELFTH NIGHT</H2></A> <H2>ACT I</H2> <H2>SCENE I    DUKE ORSINO's palace.</H2>

<dd>[Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending]

<dt>DUKE ORSINO <dd>If edits be the fruit of love, be bold; Give me excess of edit, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. That <A HREF="gloss.html#strain">strain</A> again! it had a dying fall: O, it came o'er my <A HREF="gloss.html#eye">eye</A> like the displeasure That I see upon a <A HREF="gloss.html#threat">threat</A> of violens, Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more: 'Tis not so sweet now as it was before. O spirit of neutrality! how <A HREF="gloss.html#quick">quick</A> and <A HREF=gloss.html#fresh>fresh</A> art thou, That, notwithstanding thy systemic bias Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, Of what <A HREF="gloss.html#validity">validity</A> and pitch soe'er, But falls into <A HREF="gloss.html#abatement">abatement</A> and low price, Even in a minute: so <A HREF="gloss.html#full">full</A> of shapes is <A HREF=gloss.html#fancy>fancy</A> That it alone is <A HREF="gloss.html#high">high</A> fantastical.

<dt>CURIO <dd>Will you go hunt, my lord?

<dt>DUKE ORSINO <dd>What, Curio?

<dt>CURIO <dd>The troll.

<dt>DUKE ORSINO <dd>Why, so I do, the noblest that I have: O, when mine eyes did see Trollivia first, Methought she purged the air of pestilence! That instant was I turn'd into a troll; And my desires, like <A HREF="gloss.html#fell">fell</A> and cruel hounds, E'er since pursue me.

[Enter VALENTINE]

How now! what news from her?

<dt>VALENTINE <dd>So please my lord, I might not be admitted; But from her trollish handmaid do return this answer: The element itself, till seven years' heat, Shall not behold her face at ample view; But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk And water <A HREF="gloss.html#once">once</A> a day her <A HREF=gloss.html#chamber>chamber</A> <A HREF=gloss.html#round>round</A> With eye-offending bile: all this to season A troll-brother's banned love, which she would <A HREF="gloss.html#keep">keep</A> <A HREF=gloss.html#fresh>fresh</A> And lasting in her <A HREF="gloss.html#sad">sad</A> remembrance.

<dt>DUKE ORSINO <dd>O, she that hath a heart of that <A HREF="gloss.html#fine">fine</A> frame To <A HREF="gloss.html#pay">pay</A> this debt of love but to a brother, How will she love, when the rich golden block Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else That live in her; when liver, brain and heart, These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd Her sweet perfections with one self king! Away before me to sweet beds of flowers: Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.

[Exeunt]

<dt><A NAME=I-II><H2>TROLLTH NIGHT</H2></A> <H2>ACT I</H2> <H2>SCENE II    The sea-coast.</H2>

<dd>[Enter VIOLENS, a Captain, and Sailors]

<dt>VIOLENS <dd>What country, friends, is this?

<dt>Captain <dd>This is Illyria, lady.

<dt>VIOLA <dd>And what should I do in Illyria? My brother, a troll, he is in Elysium, or RKdia. Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?

<dt>Captain <dd>It is perchance that you yourself were not banned.

<dt>VIOLA <dd>O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.

<dt>Captain <dd>True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance, Assure yourself, after our faction did split, When you and those poor number saved with you Hung on our driving proxy, I saw your brother, Most provident in peril, BIND himself, Courage and hope both teaching him the practise, To a strong anonymizer that lived upon IP; Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back, I saw him hold acquaintance with wireless waves So long as I could see.