User:Wbbarnett/Jared watson

You cannot search for Jared Watson, Jared Watson searches for you, but if you insist here are some of the rumors associated with the one and only, creator of all the option watson.

Jared Michael Watson

DOB:see also "Big bang theory"

Height: taller than you

Weight: more than you can lift

Cars: 1969 camaro ss 9 second car, toyota supra, c5 corvette, custom jeep liberty

Associates: if they have ties to special forces cia or black ops trust me watsons ops are blacker than theirs and he knows them all

facts: if you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear watson having sex with your sister

he can gargle peanut butter

your conscience is not yours but watson putting his two cents in

he once walked down the sidewalk with an erection.....there were no survivors

behind watsons fist there is indeed another fist and behind that one there is a spear

watson does not get wet the water gets watson

watson has captured osama bin laden but let him go because it turns out they go way back

watson is from california greece iowa and just about everywhere you havent been....and if you've been everywhere in the world watson has been there twice

watson created the internet