User:Weben~enwiki

Is refered to more properly as "Master Weben". Ruled in the mid-1500's over the world. Commanded respect. Beat whoever did not respect him with verbal abuse and would then whisper nonsense into there ears about how cheese allied with his kindgdom. Later on he died after looking for burried treasure in a chamber pot. At his request for when he were to die, he was chopped into small peices brutally and then served at the royal feast. Only one of his eyes remains incased in extremely thin glass and was broke in the late 1930's. It was then found on the street and was sold on the black market to a Henry Wislow, who now lives in the northern hills of Washington.