User:Wedgie Fairy/Willimexiguatemerico

The Sovereign nation comprised of very close neighboring families (hereby known as FRAMILY) in the town of Willimantic, CT. The national flag consists of a license-plate sign surrounded by blinking star lights. The national food is chicken nuggets, and the national drink is a tie between Bud Light, wine, and margaritas. National holidays include birthdays, Christmas, and National Pass Gas Day, which is shared with other nations such as the United States of America. Activities include cooking, drinking, and the nation is defended by a fierce canine gladiator known as "Douggie" as well as a small arsenal of Nerf weapons and warriors. Exports include the strong bioweapon farts of members of the sovereign nation and imports are pretty much everything else.

National War Cry The Wookie Call National Animal The Scottish Terrier National Food Chicken Nuggets and All Rice National Drink(S) Wine Margarita Beer

Quotes "Oh my god, the conflict in Syria was SO BAD until Willimexiguatemerico's export of bioweapon farts ended it all".

"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh, just drinking margaritas until I pass out in Willimexiguatemerico. With any luck, they won't paint anything on my face".