User:Wemo

Founding Mothers N. Duff M. Harris B. Masson L. Wilson K. Henderson  History

A short time ago, in a galaxy not so far far away... 'wemo's were born...

It all began in modern history, when B. Masson spotted the word 'emo' scribbled on K. Henderson's billabong pencil case. "Dear Buddha! What in the name of Sidartha is that!" Bridgit cried, before grabbing white out & vigorously crossing the word out.

Everybody at the table...minus N.Duff who made the comment that we were only doing this because we were really just jealous of emos...agreed with Bridgit's gesture and continued to chat about how gay emos were, before realisation struck...

"If emos wear black, we should wear white...if emos cry in corners, we should smile brightly...if emos are anti-social and anorexic, we should be pleasant and pro-carbs..." It then dawned on us...we should be WEMOs...white angels...

What or Who are WEMOs?

1. Wemos wear LOOSE white clothes and accessories (bare foot or open-toed shoes, ie: jesus sandals/thongs, are a must)

2. Wemos are family orientated (if upset, talk to your mum)

3. Wemos have a passion for white flowers/petals (and sprinkling these over people in a gesture of love)

4. Wemos meet in the Botanic Gardens (near the duck pond)

5. Wemos love ibises (the birds that steal your bread and attempt to fly away but always fall short)

6. Wemos must wear light make-up - preferrably white, pale green and/or blue

7. Wemos listen to Charlotte Church, Enya, Air, Jem, Polyphonic Spree (V. important)

8. Wemos must wear hippie bands around their heads

9. Wemos condone straight edge (any natural herbs and plants that grow in the ground and are green, are fine to smoke. Also, beverages of any kind are good...we don't discriminate)

10. Wemos love paper (and sniffing paper)

11. Wemos are tree-huggers (wemos are at one with the environment)

12. Wemos belong to the faith of Zen Buddhism (no atheism bullshit...pfft no god my ass!)

13. Wemos engage in rain dances at all meetings

14. Wemos are particularly accepting of Albinos

15. Wemos love to eat white bread and their diet mainly revolves around carbs

16. Wemos are conservative in appearance (skivvies) but open in love (group sex is A ok!)

17. Wemos practice bird calls and other forms of whistling whenever possible

18. Wemos adopt names incorporating birds and flowers (eg: 'sunflower sparrow', 'tulip kookaburra', 'blossom robin'

19. Wemos idolise Gandhi and Mother Theresa (Calcutta is holy!)

20. Wemos openly show their emotions (smile frequently & cry + scream in public, not corners)

22. Wemos show compassion towards all creatures (embrace each other)

23. Wemos meet at Nudgee Beach at 5am every Sunday morning to praise the sun (City of Angels) and meditate

24. Wemos must have a body fat of at least 10% (preferably morbidly obese)

25. Wemos ride scooters, not skateboards

26. Wemos are superior to emos! (Up with wemos, down with emos)

Conclusion

Wemos are a dominant group in Australian society and far out number Emos (because they're better). Peace out.